Proof that Game of Thrones with a side of passive-aggressiveness is the answer to everything.
“The wages of sin is death!”
A Lannister always pays his debts.
“Now man is trying to make God in his image and his likeness and rewrite God’s Word. Who do you think will win?”
House Stark (also House Lannister, House Targaryen, House Baratheon, House Tully, etc).
“Why do you hate someone you don’t believe exists?”
For the same reason I hate Joffrey Baratheon. (also appropriate, Theon Greyjoy)
“One day you will die and face the LORD and you’ll have to give an account of your actions to him!”
“You’re a big man behind a computer screen, but you wouldn’t say things about my faith like this to my face, coward.”
Fear cuts deeper than swords.
You are rejecting the sacrifice of Jesus Christ and so by rejecting his gift of eternal life.
There is only one god and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: “Not today.”
“You’re clearly a really angry person. You’re just lashing out at God because of what his followers have done.”
Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.
“I feel in my heart that God is real.”
Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it.
“By providing a service to a gay marriage, you are supporting them in their sin.”
What can I say? I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.
How can you not love Pope Francis?
Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I’ll sleep more easily by night.
“All you can do is make fun of my religion. I hate how atheists think they can just laugh at what other people believe.”
Laughter is poison to fear.
“You will burn in hell for your sins”
Dracarys. (Also appropriate: Valar Morghulis)
“God is just.”
There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man
“Jesus Christ is coming!”
Winter is coming.
“All sexual immorality is sin.”
Winter is cumming
“Religion has done some terrible things, but it has also done a lot of good!”
Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones?
“Seriously, stop making fun of my religion.”
We all need to be mocked from time to time, Lord Mormont, lest we start to take ourselves too seriously.
“Evolution is Satan’s lie.”
A man who won’t listen can’t hear.
“Will you be ready when you die?”
If I die in my own bed, at the age of eighty, with a bellyful of wine and a maiden’s mouth around my cock, then yes.
“STOP TALKING ABOUT MY GOD LIKE THAT HE IS MY LIFE AND YOU R GOING 2 HELL ATHIEST
Now you’ve woken the dragon!
“I worship the one true God.”
For the night is dark and full of terrors.
All quotes from “A Game of Thrones” by G.R.R. Martin. All religious statements taken verbatim from around the Internet. Pictures found at http://www.fanpop.com